Thursday, February 08, 2007

What Do They Know That We Don't?

Creepiest story we found online today was this--apparently the Norwegians feel the need to spend $5 million create a seed bunker to preserve the corn, wheat, Venus Fly Traps, and the American Beauty rose, among all other vegetable life on the planet. This, combined with Bush and Rev. Moon both buying up Paraguay, makes us worried that NASA was just placating us with those assurances that an asteroid big enough to wipe us off the planet will actually miss us by a "comfortable" distance in 2028. Paging Dr. Strangelove...

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